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YOU’RE SO FUCKING SLOW
AND FAT, WHAT DO YOU WEIGH
HA-HA-HA
YOU CAN’T FUCKING SING
I’LL START A FUCKING FIGHT
GET OUT MY WAY YOU FUCKING HO
I’M DRIVING HERE TONIGHT
JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE
OVER BODIES EVERY DAY (HEY)
JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL
BITCH WHAT DID I SAY
RUN THAT ASS CUZ YOU CAN’T HIDE
FROM MY MOTHERFUCKING SLEIGH
HEY
Best Christmas Carol Ever.
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askspinachthegallade asked: Carine: *The Groudon replies as she leans back against his warm body* Devon, Your wish is my command. *His arms slowly encircle her, and he takes her into a warm, snug, and gentle embrace*
She sighs contently, feeling the other embracing, and snuggling her. It felt… it felt good. It was a warm feeling, knowing that there was someone that was trying to help, and cheer her up. She wasn’t used to this, but… she sure could get used to it. “Carine, again, thank you.”
wow this shit’s kawaii
askspinachthegallade asked: Carine: You're Welcome. *He continues to hug her against his warm body, and asks* Is there anything I can do to help you feel better?
She smiles, and while still hugging her legs, she leans back, and rest her self on the Groudon. “…stay with me for a while, Carine. That is all I want right now.” She says, sighing, and dropping her smile, as she rests back against the Groudon.
“sh don’t talk about tumblr it’s a secret”
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