February 2012
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Ask the God of Ground: Groudon →
askgroudon:
anonwitheyes:
*Falls on his back* Welp, I’m screwed.
A: *Slowly approaches anon, his eyes glowing* You humiliated me! You must be punished!
I didn’t humiliated you! I asked if I could get on you back, and you agreed!
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askgroudon:
anonwitheyes:
askgroudon:
anonwitheyes:
Hm… sure! *Start climbing his neck, and sit on his head* Hi guys!
*The other Legendary’s laugh loudly, and point at the anon*
L: *Chuckles* Groudon, I’m glad you brought this guy along!
G: *Shrugs* I thought he might spice up our boring meeting!
A: *Turns bright red, and looks as if he’s about to explode*
Hey Arceus… are you okay?...
Ask the God of Ground: Groudon →
askgroudon:
anonwitheyes:
Hm… sure! *Start climbing his neck, and sit on his head* Hi guys!
*The other Legendary’s laugh loudly, and point at the anon*
L: *Chuckles* Groudon, I’m glad you brought this guy along!
G: *Shrugs* I thought he might spice up our boring meeting!
A: *Turns bright red, and looks as if he’s about to explode*
Hey Arceus… are you okay? :U
Ask the God of Ground: Groudon →
askgroudon:
anonwitheyes:
I asked, you agreed~
A: *Mumbles angrily*
G: Hey anon, climb up onto his head!
A: *Glares at Groudon*
G: *Grins*
Hm… sure! *Start climbing his neck, and sit on his head* Hi guys!
Ask the God of Ground: Groudon →
askgroudon:
anonwitheyes:
You agreed~ *He climbs Arceus, and quickly reach his back* Hehehe…
*The other Legendary’s laugh quietly at Arceus*
A: *Shakes with anger* I-Is this really necessary?
I asked, you agreed~
Ask the God of Ground: Groudon →
askgroudon:
anonwitheyes:
askgroudon:
anonwitheyes:
*Jumps off the seat, and start walking towards Arceus*
A: *Flinches a little, before sighing*
*Reaches Arceus* So… should I climb you?
A: *Growls* If you must…
You agreed~ *He climbs Arceus, and quickly reach his back* Hehehe…
Ask the God of Ground: Groudon →
askgroudon:
anonwitheyes:
*Jumps off the seat, and start walking towards Arceus*
A: *Flinches a little, before sighing*
*Reaches Arceus* So… should I climb you?
Ask the God of Ground: Groudon →
askgroudon:
anonwitheyes:
askgroudon:
anonwitheyes:
Then, Arceus… I think you wouldn’t mind if I jumped on your back, right?
A: W-what?! Why?
Well.. you said I am a friendly creature, and you like me. So, I don’t think you’ll mind if I jump on your back, right~?
A: But… *Sighs* … Fine…
*Jumps off the seat, and start walking towards Arceus*
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askgroudon:
anonwitheyes:
Then, Arceus… I think you wouldn’t mind if I jumped on your back, right?
A: W-what?! Why?
Well.. you said I am a friendly creature, and you like me. So, I don’t think you’ll mind if I jump on your back, right~?
Ask the God of Ground: Groudon →
askgroudon:
anonwitheyes:
askgroudon:
A: What?! No! O-Of course not! *Starts sweating* I was just playing around! Haha!
“I would have liked to have seen Groudon’s temper blow, and watch you get your head smashed through the table.” That’s what you said, right?
A: I-I was only joking! *Starts to shake a little* You’re a very nice creature, very friendly! I like you, I r-really do! Hehe…
...
Ask the God of Ground: Groudon →
askgroudon:
A: What?! No! O-Of course not! *Starts sweating* I was just playing around! Haha!
“I would have liked to have seen Groudon’s temper blow, and watch you get your head smashed through the table.” That’s what you said, right?
Ask the God of Ground: Groudon →
askgroudon:
anonwitheyes:
askgroudon:
anonwitheyes:
So, Arceus… why don’t you talk a bit about your job, hm?
A: Um, well I watch over everyone… I keep an eye on people to, um…. make sure they’re safe… I often go out and make sure my people are happy…
I think you forget to say “I pick on smaller ones”, Arceus.
A: W-What are you talking about! *Glares*
A minute ago, weren’t you...
Ask the God of Ground: Groudon →
askgroudon:
anonwitheyes:
So, Arceus… why don’t you talk a bit about your job, hm?
A: Um, well I watch over everyone… I keep an eye on people to, um…. make sure they’re safe… I often go out and make sure my people are happy…
I think you forget to say “I pick on smaller ones”, Arceus.
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Ask the God of Ground: Groudon →
askgroudon:
anonwitheyes:
*Looks back at Arceus* Hm… how about this one: Arceus.
G: *Grins at the anon* Not a bad idea! *Turns to face Arceus*
A: *Eyes widen* T-That’s… a ridiculous idea…
L: You’re always having a go at us and telling us how to do our jobs. I think it’s our turn.
So, Arceus… why don’t you talk a bit about your job, hm?
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Ask the God of Ground: Groudon →
askgroudon:
A: Oh, but you are. I rule this universe, and all creatures that live in it. If I wanted to, I could command Groudon here to break your neck.
G: *Glares at Arceus* No Arceus, that’s ridiculous. You can’t force me to kill my friend.
A: Oh really? *Looks at anon* You still haven’t come up with a topic for our meeting… I’m getting impatient…
*Looks back at Arceus* Hm… how...
Ask the God of Ground: Groudon →
askgroudon:
anonwitheyes:
askgroudon:
anonwitheyes:
Uh… Groudon… calm down…
L: Um, anon, I wouldn’t if I were you. Groudon’s got a short temper…
A: Well? Will you entertain us?
Um… I rather not, actually….
A: *Shrugs* Too bad. I would have liked to have seen Groudon’s temper blow, and watch you get your head smashed through the table*
((Okay, to make sure everyone gets a message in...
Ask the God of Ground: Groudon →
askgroudon:
anonwitheyes:
Uh… Groudon… calm down…
L: Um, anon, I wouldn’t if I were you. Groudon’s got a short temper…
A: Well? Will you entertain us?
Um… I rather not, actually….